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sms's will be rejected.
We cannot be
Together, But we'll never be a Part.. For no matter what life brings
us..You're Alwayz in my heart
From :
Hanif
Life is a book we
all read it.. Luv is a blessing we all neend it.. Alwayz be happy,
Alwayz have a smile coz Remeber in this world we are just for while.
From :
Hanif
Geele kagaz ki
tarha hain zindagi apni, Koi jalata nahi koi bahata bhi nahi..Is qadar
hain akele rahon main Dil ki..Koi bulata bhi nahi koi batlata bhi nahi.
From :
Hanif
GirlFriend ko I
LOVE U volna hai..Aur balance khatam?ab kya karoge? kabutar k gaale main
khat bandh k bhejo ge? Nahi na! ..Main batata hoon.. Aisa karo Mujhe
number dedo main bol dunga I LOVE U.
Khamoshi ka matlab
inkar nahi hota.. Nakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota, Kya hua agar hum
unhe paa na sake, Sirf paa lene ka matlab pyaar nahi hota.
From :
Hanif
Your my dream
forever, I'll hate you never, In my heart wherever.. and I pray I'll be
loved by u forever.
Doctors
prescription 4 u .. A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch
and losts of happiness 4 dinner.
Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever ur FREE.
From :
Maria
Number :
0321-5130792
Nakaam si koshish
kiya karte hain.. Hum hai k unse ulfat kiya karte hain,Kudrat ne takdir
main ek tuta tara nahi likha.. Aur ek hum hain k chand ki aarzu kiya
karte hain.
From :
Hanif
Heart can skip beat
for a while. Memories can b kept in d File. A desert can be replaced by
Nile.. But nothing can stop a smile. When ur name comes on my MOBILE.
From :
Hanif
In life LOVE is
never planned nor does it happen for a reason.. But when love is real,
It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
From :
Hanif
I wish to wish the
wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I wont
wish the wish you wish to wish.
From :
Hanif
You can eat and
drink together , Talk and laugh together, Enjoy life together But you r
only real frdnz when u also cried together.
From :
Hanif
Hamari khamoshi se
ho kar khafa sab kehte hain hum majboob rehte hain sahayad aisi duniya
dekhi hai humne bheed main bhi logaon se door rehte hain
From :
Hanif
Muskaan Apke Honton
se kahin jaye na...
Ansoo Aapki palkon pe kabhi aye na..
Poora ho aapka har khawab..
Aur jo poora na ho woh khawab kabhi aye nahi.
From :
*AMEEN*
When u face
problems in life, Don't ask GOD to take them away, ASK him to show his
purpose, ASK ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
From :
Hanif
If u read this
msg.. U owe me a HUG, If u del..U owe me KISS, if u save..U owe me a
DATE, if u return test to msg me.. U owe me ALL.. But if u ignore..UR
mine,What will u do now? :)
From :
Hanif
Why men believe
love marriages r better than arranged marriages? ... Bcoz known
devils r better than unknown ones..
From :
Hanif
Ni Tu challi gayi
England, Baja k yaara da band, Tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah hogaya,
Pind aa k dekh yaara da vyaah hogaya!
From :
Hanif
Akhiyan wish aa k
ruk jaande ne hanju, palka te aa ke ruk jaande ne hanju, Bada dil karda
baha deva enna nu, Par tenu hasdeya vekh k suk jande ne hanju.
From :
Hanif
If u find better
dan me..Go Ahead,i Wont stop u But When That frnd leaves u,Look Behin &
i'll b there .. ready to kick u & say FITTAY MUH,, Hogayi tasalli?
From :
Asjad
Number :
03026262812
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Frndz r like stars ..you do not always see them but you know they are
there "JUST LIKE U"
Lots of ants were
on my cell i was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that
my cell contains contact of sweet person like u..
From :
Hanif
Getting married is
very much like going 2 a resturant wid frdns ,u order wat u want then
ven u c what the other person has,u wish u had or ordered that.
From :
Hanif
Your friendship is
a blank cheque for me,Its an asset not a libility alwayz a credit not a
debit. alwayz a profit not a loss.
From :
Hanif
Kisiki chahat par
zinda rehne wale hum na the, Kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the, Adat si
padh gayi hai.. Apko yaad karne ki,varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na
thay.
From :
Hanif
Dushman tarse teri
dosti ko.. Dost tarse teri yaari ko, yaar tarse pyaar ko.. Hum tarsien
tere DIDAR ko!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Honton se jo chu
liya .. Ehsaas ab tak hai.. aankhe nam hain aur sanso main aag ab tak
hai.. aur kyon na ho.. khayi bhi to 'HARI mirchi' hai...
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Shaadi karnai thi
par kismat khuli nahi.. Tajmahal bana tha par mumtaz mili nahi,ab kismat
khuli.. Shaadi huye .. ab taz banana chahta hoonpar yeh mumtaz marti
nahi.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Jab Dosti ki
dastaan waqt sunayega,
Humko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab phool jayienge zindagi k gamon ko,
Jab apk saath Guzra waqt yaad ayega.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
True love is like
missed call..it comes to u but b4 u get it, it gets away.. But true
frndz r like SMS that comes to u and gets stored in ur
INBOX.
From :
Hanif
Todays news paper
is 2mmorows waste paper..Life is a test paper friendship is the best
paper.. Dont waste it like a tissue paper.
From :
Hanif
You are one of the
most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second .. Dont missunderstand.
CUTE MEANS : creating.useless.troubles.everywhere.
From :
Hanif
When u mix rice in
milk u call it KHEER.. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..U call it TAKDEER.
From :
Hanif
Wada na karo agar
tum nibha na sako.. chaho na usse jise tum pa na sako.. Dost to duniya
main bahot hotte hain.. par aik khaas rakho jisk siva tum muskura na
sako.
From :
Hanif
if ur friendship be
money, i'll be richest mann alive. If ur friendship be pounds. i'll be
heaviest man alive.. If ur friendship be love.. I'll be luckiest man
alive.
From :
Hanif
Time is too slow 4
those who wait, Too swift 4 those who fear, too long 4 those who grieve,
too short 4 those rejoice. But 4 those who ve true frnd... time is
eternity.
From :
Hanif
Care for the one
Who shares with u.. Share with the one who knows u .. Know the one who
misses u,Miss the one who hope the best for u.
From :
Hanif
Friendship isnt
about whom you have known the longest, Who came first or who cares th
best.. itsabout who came and never left .
From :
Hanif
Musibat ka syrup ho
tum.. Tension ka capsule ho tum.. Aafat ka tablet ho tum.. par kiya
karien.. Kehna parta hai kuink .. DOSTI ka INJECTION ho tum!
From :
Hanif
Dictionary is da
only place where death cums b2 life, Success b4 work, Divorce b4
Marriage.. But best part of this is dat FRIENDS cum b4 relative..
From :
Hanif
jab koi khayal
dilse takrata hai, Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai.. Koi sab
kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai, To koi kuch na keh kar bhi dosti nibhahta
hai.
From :
Hanif
kaho usi se jo na
kahe kisi se ! mango usi se jo dede khushi se! chaho usse jo tumhe mile
kismat se! Dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se.
From :
Hanif
Kabar ki mitti utha k
le gaya koi, Isi bahane hamain choo kar chala gaya koi,Tanhayi aur
andhere main khush thay hum, Leken phir se intezaar karne ki wajahh de
gaya koi.
From :
Hanif
na kabhi muskurhat
tere honton se dur ho,
teri har khwaish haqiqat ko manzppr ho, Hojaye jo tu mujhse khafa, Khuda
na kare mujhse khabi aisa kasoor ho.
From :
Hanif
Fact 1: You
can not touch your lower lip with you tounge?
Fact 2 : After reading thiz 99/100 idiots would try it.
From :
Hanif
A simple BYE make
us cry.. A SIMPLE joke make us laugh, SIMPLE care make us fall in love,i
Hope my simple SMS make you think of me.. i miss u.
From :
Hanif
Life gives us ANS
in 3 ways.. It says YES.
From :
Hanif
Har dua kabul nahi
hoti, har arzu pori nahi hoti, Jink dil main aap jaise dost rehte hon,
Unk liye dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.
From :
Hanif
Zindagi main hamesha nayee log milenge,
Kahin pe zyada to kahin pe kam milenge,
Aithbaar zara soch k karna,
Mumkin nahi har jaga apko
HUM MILENGiEN!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Sms receiving law
and ORDER .. => You Have 2 ways for receiving sms daily from me.. Choose
any one and Send me SMS..
1)When u receive my Sms then reply.
2) Send me Sms and get a Reply :-)
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Hey listen --> If u
want 2 b happy 4 a day get a date" happy 4 a week .. Get a LOVER.. Happy
4 a month get merried.. But if u want 2 b happy 4ever get a FRIEND
like me!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Dua karte hain hum
sar jhukaye.. Aae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye.. Agar kabhi teri
rahon main andhera aaye..Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Mat tut kar chaho
kisi ko itna.. Bechray ga to uski aik ada tang karaygi.. Na janay
us shakhs ko kaisa hunar ata hai ..jab bhi raat hoti hai ..woh aankhon
main utar aata hai.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Karona .. Karte
kyon nahi.. Abkarbhi domere pyaar ki khatir aik dafa kar dona .. Dekho
koi nahi dekh raha,ab kar bhi do aik SMS .
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Na chaho kisi ko
itna, k Chahat tumhari majboori banjaye, Chaho kisi ko itna k tumhara
pyaar usk liye zaroori banjaye.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Kash dil ki hasrat
puri hojaye aap miss call dain or woh reieve hojaye ..phir hum dono
khuub karain gooftago or hosh tab ayee jab apka blnce khatam
hojaye.
Sweet heart is a
special word for(Love) love is a special word for (Care) care is a
special word for (Friend) Friend is a special word only for u.
From :
Hanif
Mere jaise ladke ko
kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyaar de,1 Ladki jo accha khana banaye..1 ladki
jo paisa kamaye.. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na
paayien.
From :
Asif
Number:
0321-5125886
Happiness is like a
butterfly,u Run after it..it keeps flying away.. But if u stand
still..itcomes n sits on urshoulder.. Wish u lots of butterflis.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Happiness as light
as air,Love as deep as ocean. Friends r solid as diamonds and success as
bright as gold. These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Your brain will be
refreshed in next five seconds, 1 ..2 .. 3.. 4.. 5 .. Loading .. ERROR:
no brain detected.
From :
Ahmad
Number :
0345-6899623
Lalay Eid ke din to
naha le, Khushboo to laga le, Eid to manna le,humko Gale laga le, Eid k
oqae par bharpur.. EID MUBARAK !!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Lalay Eid ke din to
naha le, Khushboo to laga le, Eid to manna le,humko Gale laga le, Eid k
oqae par bharpur.. EID MUBARAK !!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Kaash tumhien
chahne kaa arman na hota, Main hosh main rehte hove anjaan na hota,
Yehpyaar na hota kesi pathar dil se humko.. Yaa koi pathar dil ensaan na
hota.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
cigarette pinne hai
to gold leaf piyo khansi nahi hoti.. Shaadi karni hai to wakil ki beti
se karo phaansee nahi hoti.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
When i want 2 see
the sky. I C U when i want 2 c the flowers I C U, when i want 2 C the
moon i C U, So please get a side. and clear my VIEW!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Mujhe hogaya hai
SMS ka bhukar jabse , Khaya hai aam ka achaar tabse,Ab to lagta hai
mujhe hogaya hai tumse pyaar..Plzzz karlo na tum bhi mere pyaar ka iqrar.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
I Ask GOD 4 a
flower he gave me garden, I ask GOD 4 a tree he gave me forest, i Ask
GOD 4 a water he gave me river,i ask GOd 4 life .. He gave me U.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
3 words made my
heart beat faster , 3 words made my legs shake , 3 words made my head
spin , 3 words : I LOVE U.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Alwayz start ur day
with a lot of S.E.X
S - Smile .. E - energy.. X - xcitement.. So make sex a habit.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
It Must have been a
rainy day..When you were born.. But itwasn't really rain, The sky was
crying because he lost his most beautiful ANGEL .. !
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
A young girl asked
molvi" Can i kis youngman? Molvi: ASTAGFERULA, Den she asked " Can i
Kiss a boy?" he replied " NAUZUBILAH" Can i kiss u?" Molvi: BISMIALLAH.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Calendar of Love ..JAn-ROSE
, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, April-LIFE, May- CHATTING, June-DATING,
July-MISS u, AUG- KISS U , Sep- SEX , Oct-Ex, nov-RElax,Dec-NEXT
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Hum tere dil main
rahienge Yaad bankar.. Tere lab pe khilien gay muskaan bankar..Khabi
apne se juda mat samajhna.Hum saath chalienge aasman bankar
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
There are thousands
of roses in thiz world.. Even if i give each and every rose to you..
That would not be enough to tell you how much i love you!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Have a heart that
never hurt..have a smile that neved fades..have a touch that never
burnt and have a frienship that never breaks.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
A PRAYER can go
where i cant go.. Through prayer i can be wid those i care without being
there.. I May be miles away but my PRAYERS are ALWAYS with u.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Destiny decides who
u meet in life But its only your heart can decide who gets to stay in ur
Life ..
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Ek Shair doctor ki
zubani.. Hon main doctor jahan meri wife hai nurse wahan.. Yeh kaisa
zulm sehna parh raha hai ..Mujhe apni hi wife ko SISTER khena par raha
hai.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Circuit: Bhai agar
bina danto ka kutta kate to ky karna chahiye..? Muna bhai: Simple ..
Bina sui ka injection lene ka ..!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Hum dosti ka farz
yunhi nibhate rahenge waqt be waqt aapko satate rahenge, Dua karo umar
lambi ho hamari varna yaad bankar zindagi bhar rulate rahenge.
From :
Ahmed
Sadar qas writing
something very slowly .. Frnd asked" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar.
" I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son..he cant read very fast.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Sadar's Wish: When
i die ,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not
screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Chintoo ne cycle
chalate chalate lady ko mardi..
Lady: ' Break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Chintoo: Break ka kya hai, Poori cycle to mardi.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Chiman: Aap kitna
parhe ho?
Friend: B.A
Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe Aur woh bhi ulte..
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Sardar proposed a
girl... Girl said i'm 1 year elder to you.. Sardar said ' Ooye no
problem soniye ..i'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Smile Ever! udaas
never! Speak ever gumsum never! Think me ever! 4get me never! Sms me
4ever!
From :
Ahmed
Number :
0345-6899623
Apni insult
ka baadla dekho kaise loonga tere mere piyaar ko Ctrl alt del
kardonga.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Aap jaise k liye
dil ko cut kiya karte hain .. warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya
karte hain.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Sardar visits
Chinese friend dying in hospital.. Man says CHIN YU YUAN n dies..|
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of frnds last words.. it is ' UR
STANDING ON oxygen tube"
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
A man asked sardar
ji.. Why manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning..
Sadarji replied" Aray bhai Manmohan is PM not AM"
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Doctor : Tum dono
husband/Wife ka blood group same hai..
Husband: hoga kuin nahi, Meri Wife pichle 25 saal se Mera Blood jo choos
rahi hai.
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Beewafa Sanam se
to cigrette achi hai .. Beewafa Sanam se to cigrette achi hai .., Dil
jaalati hai Par honto se to lagti hai.
From :
Ahmed
Number :
0345-6899623
Jo dil se karib ho
usse rusva nahi karte.. Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte..Khamosh
rehenge to ghutan aur badhengi.. Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte.
From :
Ahmed
Raaz ki baatien
likhi aur khat khula rehne diya,jaane kuin rusvaion ka silsila rehne dia,
imar bhar saath reh kar vo na samjha dil ki baat.. 2 dilon k darmiyan 1
fasla rehne diya ..!
From :
Ahmed
I may b 4 a min, 4
a hour, 4 a month But i'll alwayz b there 4 u.. I may not b able 2
alwayz say gud morning..Gud evening..gud night BUt i'll never say GOOD
BYE
From :
Hanif
Frdnz r like films:
Some r musical, Some r romantic, Some r adventurous, Some r comedy and
yet others r tragedy But Very few like u R Oscar winning.
From :
Hanif
# SMILE #
S. Sets u free, M. Makes u special, I. Increasees ur face value, L.
Lifts up ur spirit. E. Erases all ur tensions.
From :
Hanif
Barsenge, Barsenge,
kal fir SMS barsenge.. Aapki 5 paise ki muskaan k liye hum fir 1 rupiya
Kharchainge.. !!
From :
Hanif
Na milne ki khushi,
Na judai ka gam, Na udaas na tanha hain hum, Kaise kahien kaise hain hun,
bass itna samjh lijiye, Aapke bina bohat akele hain hum!!
From :
Ahmed
Rait pe likh k mera
naam mitaya na karo, Aankhien such bolti hain paar chupaya na karo,
logher baat k afsana bana lete hain, Sabko halat ki rudad sunaya na karo.
From :
Ahmed
Vo khwab tha bikar
gaya.. Khyala tha mila nahi, Magar dil ko kia hua yeh Kuin buja
pata nahi, har ik din udaas din tamam Shab udasia, Kisi se kia bichad
gay k jaise kuch bichda nahi.
From :
Ahmed
Is shab meri taza
azab main guzri, Tumhare baad tumhare hi khwab main guzri, Woh ik phool
tha jo mujhe rakh kar bhool gia, Saari umar usi kitab main guzri.
From :
Ahmed
Badnaam mere pyaar
ka afsana hua hia, Deewane bhi khete hain k deewana hua hai, Rishta tha
tabhi to kisi be-dardne todda, apna tha thabi to koi begana hua
hai.
From :
Ahmed
Hoti nai wafa to
jafa hi kia karo, Tum bhi to koi rasm-e-wafa ada karo, Hum tum pe mer
mitay to yeh kis ka qasoor hai,aiena le kar khud haath main faisla karo!
From :
Ahmed
Apne honton se yun
chehre ko chupate kuin ho, Mujhse sharmate ho to samne ate kuin ho, Tum
kabhi meri tara kar b lo ikrar-e-vafa, pyaarkarte ho to phir chupate
kuin ho.
From :
Ahmed
Many friends i
Shake, many friends i make, Best of them are Few, One of them is u.
From :
Ahmed
Log Milte
hain..Every TIME !! pasand aate hain SOME TIME!! Dosti hoti hai .. ONE
TIME ,, jo rhete hai LIFE TIME. !!
From :
Ahmed
There is no gift
more precious that life could ever send, than the happiness of having
and sharing frndship with a friend like YOU.. !
From :
Ahmed
Frndship is like
supreme, Yehi to hai vo apna pan, Like PAKTEL, kuink dil to aik hai,
Like PEPSI.. Yeh dil maange more, Like NORAS.. Aik bar azmaish or bar
bar farmaish.
From :
Ahmed
Tussi Sadi jaan ho,
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho, Chocolate ho ya pan ho, Coke ho ya shezan ho,
Angel ho ya shaitan ho, bass tusi jo vi ho sachi saadi jaan ho.
From :
Ahmed
i wanted to send
you all my love but the Postman said it was too big !!!
From :
Ahsan
Number:
0321-5933147
Great people talk
about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about
other people, AND .. Legends never talk they send SMS.
From :
Hanif
Love ur self, Flirt
with ur understanding, Romance with dreams , Get engaged with
simplicity, marry genuineness, Divorce the Ago, Thats LIFE !
From :
Hanif
Love is ven u cant
control ur feelings, Becoming envious, Worried and missing ur partner
dearly but love is more than a passionate feeling, its a gift 4rm GOD.
From :
Hanif
Jaise TSUNAMi
ko Samajh na musqil hai, CYCLON ko dekhna mushkil hai, BHOOKAMP main
rhena muskil hai, LAGTA hai waise hi apka SMS paana mushkil hai.
From :
Hanif
A gun can kill,
Fire can Burn, Wind can chill, N anger can rage Till its tear u apart
BUT the power of your smile can freeze a loving heart.
From :
Hanif
Dil hona chahiye
jigar hona chahiye, Aashiqi k liye ek hunar hona chahiye, Nazar se nazar
milne par ishq nahi hota, nazar k us par bhi ek asar hona chahiye.
From :
Hanif
An engineering
Student 2 his sweeper Brother: Mere pass Degree hai,knowledge hai,4
logon main baithne ki izzat hai..Tere pass kya hai? Sweeper: mere pass
NAUKRI hai.
From :
Hanif
When u find a DREAM
inside ur HEART... Dont ever let it go.. Coz dreams r the tiny seeds,Frm
which beautiful 2mmorow Grows ..have a dreamful day.
From :
Hanif
u Want u get that
is Luck, u Want and u wait that is time,u want but u compromise that is
life.. But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love.
From :
Hanif
Knock!! Knock!! may
i come into ur world?? I bring no flowers, No cakes BUT wishes to keep
u fresh, Prayer to keep u healthy And love to keep u smiling.
From :
Hanif
Honth keh nahi
saktejo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat hojaye is umeed main
karte hain intezaar raat ka, K shayad sapne main mulaqat hojaye.
From :
Hanif
Hove Sapne Ch tu te
jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na, Tere khaualan de
mukaddme ch saza hoje,Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
From :
Hanif
Mana hum itne SWEET
nahi k diabetes hojaye, na hi itne SALTY k BP high hojay, NA hi
itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, Aur hum itne KADVE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa
ayien.
From :
Hanif
Akhan di benhuri
changi nahi hundi, Doston to duri changi nahi hundi, kade kade milya vi
kar yaara, Har vele SMS naalgal puri nahi hundi.
From :
Hanif
Anda(Egg) to Safed
hota hai, Safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Dhoodh to bahins deti hai, Bhains
to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangalii bhi hota hai, Bangali to paan
khata hai.. Paan to laal hota hai.. laal to gulab bhi hota hai.. Gulab
main to kaantey hote hain, Kaantey to machli main bhi hote hain, Machli
to acchi hoti hai, accha to insaan bhi hota hai,, Insaan to lamba hota
hai..Lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..Leken message main kya rakha hai ..BHAWNAON
ko SAMJHO G.
From :
Hanif
Letter after F+
Half of 8+opposite of B +Letter b4 C+opposite of 7+Middle of Sea +19th
letter X 2+middle of Sun? Msg me the Answer Otherwise Through ur All
degree's in BIn.
From :
Ahmed
Tujhe dekhe bina
teri tasveer Bana sakta hoon, Tujhe Mile Bina tera haal bata Sakta hoon,
Haan meri dosti main itna Dum hai k Tere aankh ka Aanso apni aankh
se gura Sakta hoon.
From :
Hanif
is Dil ki Mehfil
main ujala Kijiye, Roz pyaar bhare msg diya kijiye, Zindagi Khubsurat
banjayegi janab, is nacheez ke liye thoda waqt nikal a kijiye.
From :
Hanif
if u Sneeze once,
Think im membring u ,If u Sneeze twice Think i want 2 meet u, If u
sneeze thrice Think im missin u badly, Sneeze 4th time, Im fine u take
tablet
From :
Hanif
Sharifon main koi
chor nahi hota, Kauwo Main koi mor nahi hota, naye Patang ka koi dor
nahi hota, Arre yaar humse jo Kare dosti vo bore nahi hota.
From :
Hanif
Mana k kabhi dil ki baat
na bataoge,
par aankhon main jo hai wo kaise chupaoge,
wada raha hamara yeh aapse,
Jab bhi MOBILE dekhoge hamara zaroor 1 SMS paoge .
From :
Hanif
In french " Bon
jour" , in Spanish " Te quiro", In italian " Teamo"
, In Yugoslav " Volim te" In English " Good morning" , In punjabi
" uth moya kaam te Nayi jana"
From :
Hanif
What is a girl
friend?
Ans: addition of problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of
Enemy, Division of Friends .. So b Carefull
From :
Hanif
Faith Makes all
things possible, Love makes all things Easy, hopes makes all things
work, But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith ,LUV.
From :
Hanif
* * * * * * * * * *
* * Fridns are like Stars, U dont alwayz see them but u know they
are always .. "JUST LIKE U"
From :
Ammad
"SHUT UP"
S=> Sencirity 4u
H => Happiness 4u
U => unlim..Luv 4u.
T => True f.ship 4u
U => U alwayz in my mind
P => Praying 4u
So again..
..
SHUT UP!
From :
Ammad
ice is cream, Luv
is a dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make friends before
understanding & dont break a friendship after miss understanding..
From :
Ammad
Nahi yeh ho nahi
sakta k teri yaad na ayee, Bina tere kahin yeh dil mera ab chain na
paaye, Tujhe bhoolne se phele MUJHE KOI AUR PASAND A AJYE..!!
From :
Ammad
Ur absence should
be long enough so dat somebody misses u..
it shud not so long that somebody learns to live without u .. MISS U !
From :
Ammad
Veeru: Basanti in
kutton k aage mat naachna, Sadarji Sitting with his dog in da theater,
Saali naache gi kaise nai,
Kutte k bhi ticket lia hai ..!
From :
Ammad
When
U
need
Some 1
Beside
U
&
No
1
is
Around
Just
Gaze
up
in
da
Sky
U
Might
Not
See
Me
But
Sure
dat
We
r
under
da
Same
Sky
i'd
Never
Been
too
far.
From :
Ammad
Wife: kal raat tum
neend main mujhe gaaliyan de rahe thay?
Husband : tumhe galat fehmi huyi hai,
Wife kaisi galat femi?
husband : yehi k main Soya hua tha.
From :
Ammad
Kick off your
shoes,Take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & shake, Light the candies,
Cut the cake,Make it a day. That's simply great!!
Happy Birthday :)
From :
Ammad
WakeUp & wink those teeny weeny eyes,Stretch those inzy winzy bones,Wear
That jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day.
G@@d M(:)rning..
From :
Ammad
Aapko Milne ka mann
kar raha hai,
Mann ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai,
Dil kobahelaya to aankhe ro padi,Unhe chup karaya to sanse bol badi .. I
MISS u
From :
Ammad
Muskura do Zara
Khuda k vaaste, Sama-e-mehfil main roshni kaam hai,
Tum hamare nahi to kya gham hai, Hum tumhare to hain Yeh kya kaam hai.
Dil torna hamari
aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil main basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi.
Think big.. Think
More.. Think Positive.. Think Beautiful.. Thinkgreat.. I know thats too
Much 4u So.. Hears a shot cut JUST think abt me. !!
From :
Ammad
U Look Very Sweet
When u read this SMS..U look very sweeter When u read SMS & Smile, U
look very SWEETEST when u read sms, SMile & reply .. So try to look
SWEETEST.
From :
Ammad
Sometime i dont say
HI, Sometime i dont REPLY, sometime i dont MSG u BUT it dosn't
mean that i forget u..
it means that iam giving u time to "MISS ME"
From :
Ammad
I dont expect 2 be
the most important person in ur life, Dat is 2 much to ask.. Wat would
make me happy is 1day if u hear my Name, Just smile & say Dats my FRND.
From :
Ammad
1 Advice: Take
care, 1 request: Dont Change,
1 Wish: Dont forget me, 1 Lie: I hate u,
1 Truth : I miss u, 1 Hope: We will alwayz be good friends!
From :
Ammad
Ur GirlFriend is:
Smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent,
Romantic
..
In short she is ur SISTER.
From :
Ammad
I saw u on the road that day. U were looking so fine, ur face so
divin..Ur Walk so perfect..My Heart started tossing a sweet song ..Who
let the Dogs out.
From :
Ammad
Oh Menu Dekhi
jaandi c, Main Ohnu Vekhi jaanda c, Oh menu Dekhi jaandi c, Main ohnu
Vekhi jaanda c..Na paper Mainnu aanda c,na paper ohnu aanda c.
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kese sharma lete
ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. Ya bachpan se
hi kamine ho?
From :
Ammad
Zameen pe ho to 2/4 Sms bhejo , Janat pe ho to Hoorien bhejo ,aasman pe
ho to baarish bhejo, Chand pe ho to sitarien behjo, Jahanum main ho
toNjoy ur self!
From :
Ammad
I
wish a Wish for u, its a wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that all ur wishes come true, So keep wishing
as my best wishes are alwayz with u.
From :
Hanif
Each Moment of ur Life is a picture.. Which u had never seen b4.. And
which u'll never see again so NJOy !
From :
Hanif
Feeling bored?
..
Wondering what to do?
..
Open the zip!
..
Enter ur hand in b/w ur zip..
..
Take out ur ...
..
Book from ur bag and study :-)
From :
Ammad
When ever i miss u, Stars fall down from the sky. So any day if u find
the sky empty, Dont Blame me! it's all ur fault,U made me MISS u so
Much.
From :
Ammad
itna gum
hoon tairi yadon k afsanon main.. Dil na dharke to sunayi nahi daita.
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2 makw u
Smile
&
2 remind u
of Me !
once a While.
From :
Ammad
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From :
Ammad
Zinda ho to SMS
bhejo, aasman pe ho to barish bhejo, Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Jannat pe ho to hoor bhejo aur dozakh pe ho to njoy ur self.
From :
Faiz Muhammad
Number :
0321-9100574
Nurse- "Mubarak ho.
Sardar ji.. Aap papa ban gaye .."Sardarji- " Meri Wife ko nahi bolna..
Main usse surprise doonga..!"
From :
Raza
Mega offer..! Send
me SMS per SMS u can win..
10 lac ki car ka photo,
29 inch tv ka khali dabba,
singapore jane wali flight ko tata karne ka sunehra moqa.
Har Chehra chand sa
lagta hai,har phool Kawal ho jata hai .. Jub samne tum ajatey ho
har Baat guzal hojati hai
From :
Atif
A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Z Y Z
kya hua?
Main yo bass Apni ABC check karaha tha.
From :
Raza
Umeedon Ki manzil
toot gayi, Aaankhon se Ashqon ki dhara Beh gayi,Aray tumhari bhi kya
izat reh gayi.. Jab class ki ladki bhai je keh gayi
From :
Raza
Arz kiya hai.. Aj
kal apke SMS ana band hain, Wah wah! wah wah! aj Kal apk SMS aana band
hain.. Khafa ho humse Ya balance kaam hai?
From :
Raza
Friendship is vast like "UNIVERS". Deep Like "OCEAN". High Like "SKY".
Strong like "IRON". Kind like "MOTHER" & cute like "HUM" & sweet like
TUM"
From :
Khalid
Number :
0345-2265958
If i get ur smile,
I dont need flowers,If i get ur voice, i dont neend music ,if u speak 2
me,i dont need any body else,u just b my friend,i dont need the world.
From :
Azeem
Number :
0300-6260562
Maine Kaha dil ruba,
usne kaha paisa dikha, Mainne kaha paisa nahi,usne kaha aisa nahi,mainne
kaha mehengai hai,Usne kaha jaa tu mera bhai hai.
From :
Azeem
Number :
0300-6260562
Always b
happy,Always wear a smile,Not becoz life is full of reasons 2
smile but bocz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile.. !!
From :
Azeem
Number :
0300-6260562
Friendship is
something that makes u aware, That some1 is there with u to care ,alwayz
when u cheer or feel despair, some1 is there to make ur feelings share.
From :
Ammad
Shaam hoti hai yeh
dil udaas hota hai,toote khwaboo k siwa kuch na pass hota hai.tumhari
yaad aise waq bohat aati hai bandar jab koi aas-pass hota hai.
How can u tell the
rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist? how can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u
exist.
Knowing a friend
like u has made me happy in a million ways and if ever i have to let you
go??..i would find a million resons to make u stay!!
Teri gali whicho
langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, Saanu pata ae ki tu thane report likhvagi hoyi
ae,Jaa k Puch layi tu thanedaar nu,aasi ohdi vi kudi fasayi huyi a.
Hasna Ohna di aadat
c,aasi galat andaza la bethe,oh Hasde hasde vasde rehe,te Aasi apna aap
gua bethe.
Life is 4 u,Death is 4
me,Being happy is 4 u,Being sad is 4 me,Being together is 4 u,Being
lonely is 4 me,Everything 4 u but ur 4 me.
Two Peoples were asking Me 4 ur Details .. I Gave Them Ur Address & Call
num..They Will B Visiting u Soon..There Names R Joy and Happiness.
Jo
Chal sakto to koi aisi Chaal chal jana,Mujhe guman bhi na ho aur
tum badal jana,Har aik ishq k bad aur us k ishq k bad,Farz itna bhi
asaan na tha Sambhal jana.
From :
Ammad
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