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Note :
All Sms's on thiz Page has been Submitted by,
HUSSAIN KANGO
Email: hkango@hotmail.com
one of da qualities i
like most of u is that ur v.semtimental 1%-senti &
99%-mental
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Jinki yadon main hum deewane ho gae,wohi hum se begane hogae,shayed
unhain
talash hai ab nae dost ki,kyon k un ki nazar main ab hum purane hogae.;-)
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mujhe nahin pata tha kay aap ek msg kliye itna neeche gir jao ge.
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Yeh msg na perhna warna WO ho jaye gaa. Kia?? Wohi jis ka khatra hota
hai.! Wohi jo is umar mein ho jata hai.! Lo ho gaya na..! "TIME
WASTE"
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Promise me we r true friends: Iam lamp u r light. Iam coke u r sprite.
Iam
sawan u r badal. Iam normal u r pagal. Iam water u r tanki. Iam lion ur
monkey.
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A Chinese was in hspital. A man went 2meet him.Chinese said"CHING
CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& died. Man went china 2know da meaning- KAMINE
OXYGEN K
PIPE SE PAIR HATA
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Gabr: Ary O Sambha! Ye SMS Parhne vala Insan hai k janwar? Sambha:
Sardar
ager reply kya to Insan, nahen kya to janwar. Abhi pata chal jaega. Ha
ha ha
ha ha.
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Tum Door Sahi Majbor Sahi per yad Tumhari Aati hai.Tum Saans wahan latey
ho
Badbo yahan Aati hai.
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May God Increase ur happiness daily like the price of Petrol & Suger and
Decrease ur sorrows everyday like the cloths of Bipasha and Malaika.
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Osama Bin Laden ka favorite SONG "O Ma Nikla Plane Leke Raste mein
Newyork mein Ek mod aaya ma WORLD TRADE centre tod aaya...
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A 992 i n0279q biquT2 2m2 pni992 .2iHT
9>lill use miror to read
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Gum vo cheez he.. Gum vo cheez he.. Gum v0 cheez he.... . . Jis se kagaz
chipkaye jate hen.
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Hum ho gae aap k bohat sochni k baad ab kis ko dekhen aap ko dekhni k
baad
dunya chordengi aap ko chorni k baad bus ALLAH maaf kare itna jhoot
bolne k
baad.
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Jab tumhara msg aata hai to aisa lagta hai Jese... Jese... Raat k
andhere mei koi "Bishnee" darwaza khat khatata hai.
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Main aur tum Tum aur main Yani Hum dono Aaj raat Ko Ak
Dosre Ko 12 baje K Baad Akele Mein Miss calls denge ok.....
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Twinkle twinkle little star, Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar, Usko milgaya
doosra yaar, Ab tu beth kar makhiyan maar.
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HUSBAND n WIFE were fighting. HUSBAND says: Tu SAALI KUTTI..! WIFE
replies:
Tu SAALA KUTTA..! Their child who was nearby said: "MAIN SAALA
PUPPY....!"
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Dosti teri dosti ktni pyari, Lekn hr kisi ne Gadha samjh kr tujhe laat
mari,
Kea tujhe pyari nahi hai meri yari, To phir jhuk ja ab laat marne ki hai
meri bari.
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Khuda keray tera mobile kho jay, milay mujhe aur mera hojay ,kero
lerkiyoun
ko sms tere naam say, mar tujhe paray kalejha mera tahnda hojay.:-D
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Girls of old age: phla phla pyar he jea bekrar he aja mere balma tera
intzar
he!! Modrn grls: phla phla pyar he,aja mere balma nhn to d0sra tyar
he!!!
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If u want success in life; Hath me rakho knife, Daily pados men karo
fight,
jeans pehno tight, jis ka colour ho light, sharab piyo Lal or viske piyo
white.
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